stupid squirrels

Squirrels are probably the one thing in the world I despise the most. I wish that they would all blow up or randomly fall over dead or fly away in a space-ship...just SOMETHING to get them away from me. This is a picture of a fat-headed squirrel oblivious to the big evil snake that's comin' to eat him. I have a story about squirrels: One day I was eating dinner out on our screened-in pool deck and my dogs had brought out on of their toys. Suddenly, a squirrel jumped out of the nearby palm-tree and landed on the screen. He crawled along the side then stopped in the middle. I had this great idea that maybe if I throw the dog toy at the squirrel it would scare him enough to convince him to never come back. So I grabbed the dog to (by the way, it was a rabbit stuffed animal that my beagle had eaten the ears off of) and snuck up to the squirrel. I grinned evily then chucked the toy at the stupid rodent. It hit him staright-on, and he went flying out into the lawn. To this day all the squirrels always run as fast as they can across the screen, for I have used that technique at ridding my house of squirrels (I broke a drinking glass in the process (: ) many times. I am sorry if you like squirrels and this offended you.