Me cat

This would be Dexter, the ginormous, fat cat that lumbers around my house. He sits upon the pool-equipment box like a throne, and drinks out of the Jacuzzi like (I'm quoting my dad) it was his goblet. His favorite sport, I have found, is hunting lizards and beating up my whimp of a dog, Nico. Dexter himself is one of the weirdest cats I've ever seen. first of all, he thinks he's a dog. If you snap your fingers or call his name he'll come to you. If you put your finger above his head he'll sit up. When we open the cabinet door (the two dogs both rush over in hopes of getting a treat) Dexter sticks his head into the dog-treat bag. He'll also eat pretty much anything you stick in front of him. Second, he acts all ferocious until something is brave enough to stand up against him. There was this one time when he was cornered by a ring-snake a little bigger than my hand.....

this was typed yesterday, but I had to save it instead of publish it because I was on my laptop, which has no pictures at the time....